Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" JivePad 110th Edition

last SG · 2009-02-19T10:17:35+00:00

ohh.. the sticky glue trap..actually best if, like you say, get some chloroform or something to knock it out.. then dash its brains out.. that's the fastest...

fudgester SG

*me mysteriously appears in a puff of smoke*

Just reached school a few minutes ago.

Read the morning rags on my way here.... that teacher who had sex with her student is gonna get locked up for the next ten months.

The punishment's harsh, but then again, she could have gotten it much worse.... she was looking at a maximum of ten years.

Fatum SG

Are you in SG? Nxt time I bring the girls to pasir ris for a swim i ask u along

i show u how i force the dog to swim....

and how the leash can be wonderfully used to hold the dog in place while they flip flap to try to reach the sides of the pool....

I was @ the beach few mths back wif the girls... jewel refused to be a good girl and swim long and hard....

I leashed her, and swam out ... and floated ard while she tried her best to paddle back to shore....

the beauty of water - no friction!

I'm thinking of bringing gau gau to the dog run at the former turf club at upper bukit timah ......

Fatum SG

at least she want to walk wor.... not ask u carry >.<

bubble won't even force open the crate once when i just close it w/o latch... he just sit inside until i came home tat nite

sounds like jetta's doggies .....

Fatum SG

*me mysteriously appears in a puff of smoke*

Just reached school a few minutes ago.

Read the morning rags on my way here.... that teacher who had sex with her student is gonna get locked up for the next ten months.

The punishment's harsh, but then again, she could have gotten it much worse.... she was looking at a maximum of ten years.

that was classic self-pwnz .... she was the one who reported to the police first wasn't she ? ...

Rhonda SG

gau gau is lazy ..... it's me who have to drag her to go on a bit further every evening on her walks .........

she's content to walk up and down and sniff at the same patch of ground every single day, bark at the same stray cats, poop at the same spot in the park ..... and she gets antsy and starts straining at her leash if I try to vary the route ...

Fatum, are you walking your dog, or is your dog walking you? You have to show him who is the pack leader and he has to follow you on whichever route you decide to take, not the other way round. I think Patches already thinks he's the pack leader in your family. Once dogs do that, they'll get into lots of behavioural issues. You really have to watch The Dog Whisperer.

Rhonda SG

at least she want to walk wor.... not ask u carry >.<

bubble won't even force open the crate once when i just close it w/o latch... he just sit inside until i came home tat nite

Bubble is the sort of citizens PAP wants - never ask questions, never challenge anything, if the doors are closed, just gwai gwai sits there and waits to be released.

hisoka SG

the wall was in my own house, i was just walking to my room and i just walk straight into it...>.< luff until pengz...

*press luff button*

av98m SG

You too, tare?

I've walked into a lampost before when I was in Secondary Sch. I was trying to look into the apartments along the street when I walked smack!... right into a lampost! My classmates laughed but I can tell you, it was painful as all heck and for a while, my vision was a bit darkened and I could see spots falling from the sky. You know, the sensation you get just before fainting? I didn't faint, but I had to stop and hold on to the railings for a while to steady myself.

I've walked into my cats before, just because they were following me in and out of the house. Actually, correction... I didn't walk INTO them... it was more like walking ONTO them! Heng ah, none of them kena flattened!

well, good to know I'm not the only clumsy one!

av98m SG

ahahahhaha

av and pinkybear, sorry to burst your bubble but...

Hugh Jackman in a very very gay routine during the Oscars... looking very very gay in a very very gay outfit...

... and this is the guy who is supposed to be the testosterone overdose Logan aka Wolverine

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hisoka SG

*me mysteriously appears in a puff of smoke*

Just reached school a few minutes ago.

Read the morning rags on my way here.... that teacher who had sex with her student is gonna get locked up for the next ten months.

The punishment's harsh, but then again, she could have gotten it much worse.... she was looking at a maximum of ten years.

was the sentence comparable with the other cases of having sex with minors?

Rhonda SG

well, good to know I'm not the only clumsy one!

Well, I'm not clumsy ah! I was just ... engrossed.

Rhonda SG

the wall was in my own house, i was just walking to my room and i just walk straight into it...>.< luff until pengz...

This is really super funny!

zoragirl SG

the wall was in my own house, i was just walking to my room and i just walk straight into it...>.< luff until pengz...

ouch....*pat pat*

i don't think bear saw it cos he was in his car
but an old man saw it, point and laugh at me...at that moment, i wish i can dig a hole and hide inside...

fudgester SG

that was classic self-pwnz .... she was the one who reported to the police first wasn't she ? ...

She blew the whistle on herself..... because the kid threatened to kill her and her family when she tried to break it off.

The kid was probably just ranting, though.

Whatever the case, she is definitely not going back into the education or childcare sectors after release..... and I doubt there would be many employers who would want to hire an ex-teacher who committed statutory rape on one of her students, either.

Oh well.... time to get down to my experiments. Seeya guys.

tare SG

Bubble is the sort of citizens PAP wants - never ask questions, never challenge anything, if the doors are closed, just gwai gwai sits there and waits to be released.

yah but he'll also whine until u pull hair and sneak to pee in the kitchen when u not looking >.<

hisoka SG

ouch....*pat pat*

i don't think bear saw it cos he was in his car
but an old man saw it, point and laugh at me...at that moment, i wish i can dig a hole and hide inside...

at least it was an old man and not some young punk that decided to take a video and upload on stomp

Rhonda SG

yah but he'll also whine until u pull hair and sneak to pee in the kitchen when u not looking >.<

You nebber discipline it when it was a pup and it has learnt how to get his way with you! Your dog thinks you're easy to boss around and manipulate!

tare SG

Well, I'm not clumsy ah! I was just ... engrossed.

i'm clumsy AND i estimated salah the actual distance of the wall and me :P

tare SG

You nebber discipline it when it was a pup and it has learnt how to get his way with you! Your dog thinks you're easy to boss around and manipulate!

u nvr seen how bubble 'bully' my ex hubby and MIL only... i was considered the pack leader... but i eat soft dun eat hard mah :P

the Bear SG

wtf are these "monte-sorry" school for little brats?

we had to call one of them because they kept bugging the other section to get someone to give a talk to their students so that they can do a project...

the project?

BIOMETRICS

the age of the students?

NINE

wtf is going on in these schools??

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